The uses for this fabulous hosiery may not necessarily be limited to the embellishment of luscious legs:
they could come in handy to the would-be bank robber or the comely maiden, wishing to build a make-shift rope swing, a quick fix for the squeaky fan belt and an instant sling-shot for when that plump pheasant shows it’s plumage amongst the bush…
the possibilities within this package are only confined by the limits of one’s imagination.